A little bit of this, a little bit of that, a litle bit of Bat. All things weird and wonderful, spooky and silly, creepy and cranky--just like me. I'm sarcastic, jaded, sardonic, bitter, cynical and misanthropic--but still fun at parties! The geeky, gothy, nerdy Bat Queen with the mad AMV editing skillz.

I have a twisted sense of humour and love to laugh most of all, albeit at things I probably shouldn't find funny.

Please check out my other pages:

All-Supernatural-all-the-time:
Brethren Before Wenches

All things spooky, creepy and gothy:
Batwing Dreams

Every day is Halloween at
Wood Smoke and Pumpkins

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

omg, you kids make me laugh.  It almost makes me forget the horrors of the sea monster invasion of the 70’s.

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week

tessanetting:

ACCURATE.

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

This is generally true of most things in life.  So be really wary of bald supermodels.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

barrett-the-babe:

trinforthewin:

graystripe:

why is it so hard for the media to come up with a gay character whos entire plot line and personality isnt centered around the fact that theyre gay

scootaloo-pootaloo:

scottishtempertantrum:

her little face jkhgkfyfh j

One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.

Wee Merida is probably one of the most excruciatingly cute things on this planet.  Seriously, I’m immune to most cute and I can barely look at her when she’s on screen, she’s so damn adorable.

I think I may have to get her as a tattoo.

Whur muh boats at?

mrstater:

If Westeros had a picture book to teach preschoolers the house sigils and words, Eric Carle would write and illustrate it. Inspired by Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?